This hot weather makes ordering hot coffee pretty silly. There’s a very thin line between the shame of asking for a “Mint Mocha Frap” and the reward of the delicious taste.
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating …and you finish off as an orgasm.”
Definitely gotta hop on the Reblog Train for this video.
“Where The Hell is Matt?” is an awesome travelog. Joyfullness at its best. “14 months in the making, 42 countries, and a cast of thousands. Thanks to everyone who danced with me.” Also sponsored by Stride Gum?
“He realized his bad dancing wasn’t actually all that interesting, and that other people were much better at being bad at it. He showed them his inbox, which, as a result of his semi-famousness, was overflowing with emails from all over the planet. He told them he wanted to travel around the world one more time and invite the people who’d written him to come out and dance too.”
-Where The Hell is Matt?
I live in Silverlake California where I laugh every day and make videos for my mom, friends, and internet. This is where I post things I like, things I find, and things I think.
